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F**king Fitba pure ken, eh!!!


Last night I watched the Green and White Stripey Celtic Pirates play against their rival team, the Blue Glasgow Ruff Rangers, with the ‘lads.’ It was fucking shite. The Green team got two soccer-dunks which meant they beat the Protestants as they only managed to put the white sphere into the Catholics square net basket once.

I’m not all that clued up on the old ‘rules’ but i think it is customary for the loosing team’s fans to fight the winners, and smash up shop fronts.  

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Football!!!